I’m trying this whole “be a better person” thing, and part of that means that I should be more mindful of my carbon butt print. These are the things we’re doing. But what else should we do?

Hey, soon I’ll write a post about some cool stuff I have going on. For now, here’s your weekly dose of me being me, which isn’t really the most interesting stuff, but you asked for it.

Also, for serious. I hate wearing bathing suits. I always have. But in the past six months I have went from 120 lbs to 140, and I am way out of shape. So, even wearing one of those skirted mommish bathing suits isn’t going to do my figure any favors. Any suggestions?

Very irritable today. Not feeling great, and if anybody knows what the shit the Massachusets thing is, comment for me.

You asked for it, MM. Oh, Fuck! It’s Thursday is back.

Sorry, dudes. I am in the zone. Send hot pockets and juice boxes. I may be here a while.

This week, I ask you a question about poop.

Special thanks to Brian Gilbert. Love you, man.

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