I’ve just found the lyrics my dear son was working so very hard on today. He wrote his first song. How charming. It says,

I Am Awesome
by Trast

I am awesome/ I am so awesome
I eat a lot of fruit snacks
I piss my mom off
She can’t accept the fact
that I love sugar smacks.

I am awesome.
Awesome as can be.
Floating like a bee.

She says I’m lazy.
I say It’s ProTRASTination
She thinks I’m irritating
I say it’s TRASTurbation

I am awesome/ I am so awesome
I love to watch t.v.
it’s mostly NBC
I fart in my mom’s tea.

I am awesome.
More awesome than you are.
More awesome than your car.

She says I’m lazy.
I say It’s ProTRASTination
She thinks I’m irritating
I say it’s TRASTurbation.
So join my Traster-nation.
Then you can be awesome, too.

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