Like, everything. For example.
There’s this commercial for contact lenses. And the guy is like “Ohhh, eyeball doctor person, I didn’t mean to, but I fell asleep with my contacts in.”
And the guy, he looks scared. Like, for real. He looks like he should be saying “I didn’t mean to get high and put my baby in that oven.”
And the eye doctor, who, come the fuck on, eye doctors don’t look like her, even if you live in LA. She’s this lithe-bodied long haired hotness in a lab coat. So, stupid fakey eye doc lady says “Relax! There are whatever the fuck brand of contacts I’m talking about. You can wear them all month long.”
And. Great. That’s fine. Commercial over.
But, come ON! Why is this guy seeing his eye doctor so he can confess to leaving in his contact lenses? Is he mentally challenged? Does he have some weird phobia? Would he contact his balls doctor if he slept in tight underpants?
And, couldn’t this have been handled over the phone? And wouldn’t hotstuff glasses face have been like, “You’re wasting my time for this?”
But, most importantly, how did he not know he was wearing continuous wear contact lenses? Did this not come up when he was making his lens choices? Did someone forget to mention to him that he could leave the contact lenses in?
Anyway, yeah. Everything is making me mad lately. I am going to wait until that commercial comes on so I can pay attention to the brand so I can never buy that brand. Never. Take that, stupid marketing people who write shitty commercials that make me mad.
This was really funny.
I’m excerpting this in my next mass email
My primary care physician is a complete knockout. I haven’t resorted to scheduling appointments just to ogle her, but I could understand why another patient might. Just sayin’.
There’s another eye commercial that’s equally annoying. To me, at least. It’s for some pills or eye drops called rustacea or something. Same kind of doctor you’re talking about – little red headed chick that kind of looks like Giada De Laurentiis only without the hydrocephalic head. So she’s talking about how this new drug helps her produce more of her own tears, only the way she pronounces the S at the end of tears is very distinct, and it fucking annoys me for some reason. You know, most people when they say tears it comes out sounding like tearz. But, no, she has to make sure to perfectly pronounce the S so you know she’s saying tears, so she draws it out at the end: tearssssssssss.
I like how I recognize these names from other blog comments sections.
Like I see pfffftttttssss on DT a lot too.
Nikol where ru? You are quiet on email.