“Dude. I triple dog dare you to eat these fruit flies.”
“What?”
“The fruit flies. There’s this cup of vinegar with a bunch of fruit flies in it. Drink it.”
“What kind of a dare is that? What kind of a mother are you?”
“Come on. Eat it!”
A few weeks ago, we had a fruit fly infestation. We solved our problem by luring them to drown in apple cider vinegar.
“No way.”
“I’ll give you a dollar.”
“Are you done being insane?”
