This happens to me. This happens to me 12 times a year.
Did you know that a kid got decapitated after a dump truck slammed into his mom’s car and he lived! And his head is back on and everything?
Science and medicine have done some pretty amazing things. And yet, somehow, each and every month since I was 8 years old I have had to endure a full week of turning into an evil werewolf witch axe murder who cries about Pledge commercials and wants to rip off her own skin.
Honestly, it’s boring to have to endure a thing to which countless trucker hats and coffee mugs are devoted.